Movie Review: “Corbin Nash”
Corbin Nash OVERALL: O.M.G. This. Was. So. Bad. (Huge *raspberry*) POINTS: I lost time in my life. DON’T WATCH IT! Save yourself! PITFALLS: All of it. FEMALE CHARACTER(S): A few? […]
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Horrorible Review: “Lizzy”
Enjoy this Monday with Mildred! Lizzie True crime has fascinated me for a long time. The first time I read about Lizzy Borden was in middle school, shortly after I […]
Horrorible Review: “Annihilation”
Enjoy this Monday with Mildred! Annihilation Everyone dies but the star of the film. Is it irritating for me to tell you that right up front? Yes it is. Even […]
Horrorible Review: “Widows”
Enjoy this Monday with Mildred! Widows In yet another entry in the Deceptive Trailer department, we have the story of a group of women who feel compelled to finish the […]
Horrorible Review: “The Shape of Water
The Shape of Water One of my biggest prejudices is a distrust of any film the Academy or the Globes chooses to be Best Picture. Over the years we dutifully […]
Movie Review: “Errementari: The Devil and the Blacksmith”
Always bet on black. – Wesley Snipes from Passenger 57 Errementari: The Blacksmith and the Devil OVERALL: HOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE GAHHHHH!! In short, this movie thrilled me so […]
Horrorible Review: “Halloween”
Enjoy this Monday with Mildred! Halloween I hope I don’t go back to the movies until after they stop showing the massively stupid trailer for Robin Hood. Just sayin’. I […]
